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steve coogan. let's do thi my man. ay. >> "black swan," though. th was great. >> jimmy: that was great. >> okay, well, okay. >> jimmy: i lovehis. i love the confidence. >> okay. >> jmy: yes! ready? >> jimmy: yeah! >> it is a film. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: first word. fight. club. cheers and applause ] ♪ th's one of my favorite films. it's a charades showdown now. okay. me andou have go at the sa time. we have get our partners to guess. whver wins this wins t whole thing. >> we ha to go at the same time? >> jimmy: ah, we'll go at the same time. >> on the me clue or different clues? >> jimmy: same clue. yeah, we can dthis. it is all about speed. and whoever wins, wins a t-shir i don't ow. [ laughter ] what number? [ audienceells numbers ] ready? >> this is like speed dating. [ laughter ] >> it was st great being here. [ laughter ] >> jmy: all right. >> okay. >> jimmy: all right. >> just say when. jimmy: ready? >> yeah. >> play. >> okay. three word third word. kick. kick. >> jimmy: don'do what i'm doi
steve coogan. let's do thi my man. ay. >> "black swan," though. th was great. >> jimmy: that was great. >> okay, well, okay. >> jimmy: i lovehis. i love the confidence. >> okay. >> jmy: yes! ready? >> jimmy: yeah! >> it is a film. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: first word. fight. club. cheers and applause ] ♪ th's one of my favorite films. it's a charades showdown now. okay. me andou have go at the sa time. we have get our partners to...
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: marijuana. >> jimmy: mary jane. >> steve: m.j.? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and if you want to know what d.c. would look like with legalized weed, take a look at this. ♪ [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: here's some good news. a new study found that more americans recently started making healthier food choices. then it was halloween, then it was thanksgiving, then it was christmas, and then americans were back to square one. that's the way it happens. but we tried. we tried. the same study also found that fruit has become the second most popular food in the u.s. the first most popular food in the u.s.? not fruit. anything. of course -- anything but fruit. yeah, yeah, yeah. i'll take it. >> steve: it's not fruit. >> jimmy: not fruit. yeah. can i eat that? no, that's a shirt. all right. of course, another big story this week has been the nsa spying scandal. now, a lot of americans are starting to think more about their own personal security. so we hit the streets to ask people their thoughts on the nsa. but -- this is true
: marijuana. >> jimmy: mary jane. >> steve: m.j.? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and if you want to know what d.c. would look like with legalized weed, take a look at this. ♪ [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: here's some good news. a new study found that more americans recently started making healthier food choices. then it was halloween, then it was thanksgiving, then it was christmas, and then americans were back to square one. that's the way it happens. but we...
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>> steve: what's that? yeah, oh, i love it. [ laughter ] you pound the meat first. >> jimmy: is that right? >> steve: i pull my own pork! >> jimmy: is that right? >> steve: yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you pull your own pork? that's good for you. >> steve: and then i have, you know, jerk chicken. [ laughter ] love jerk chicken. >> jimmy: that's very good. thank you so much, higgins. thank you, let's move on. next book is perfect for this time of year. this is "how to watch football on television." [ laughter ] do we really need a book on this? very easy to do. step one, sit on the couch. step two, turn on your tv. step three, ignore your family for eight hours. [ light laughter ] done, that's how you watch football on tv. this next title. it's got a long title here. this is "an account of the testicles, their common coverings and coats and the diseases to which they are liable with the method of treating them." by joseph warner. [ light laughter ] >> steve: now, that's a real mouthful. [ laughte
>> steve: what's that? yeah, oh, i love it. [ laughter ] you pound the meat first. >> jimmy: is that right? >> steve: i pull my own pork! >> jimmy: is that right? >> steve: yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you pull your own pork? that's good for you. >> steve: and then i have, you know, jerk chicken. [ laughter ] love jerk chicken. >> jimmy: that's very good. thank you so much, higgins. thank you, let's move on. next book is perfect for...
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i'm sorry. >> steve: hey, i got to get a new one, eh. >> jimmy: so, sorry. >> steve: i got to get a new one it's cracked, eh. >> jimmy: oh boy, he's great. let's see what's happening in washington. i heard that joe biden has been noticeably absent from several white house events in the last few weeks. people haven't seen him in a while. which can only mean one thing, somebody forgot they started a game of hide and seek with joe biden. [ laughter ] two weeks is gotta be a record. stop hiding. i guess things are still kind of tense between the us and germany after the nsa's massive spying scandal. in fact, german chancellor angela merkel said it will take some time before her country can trust the u.s. again. then she spent five minutes watching the history channel and said, "you know what, hey, it's all good." we're good, we're cool, don't worry about it. sorry. sorry, eh? you guys, thanksgiving is next week. [ cheers and applause ] next week. i love thanksgiving. i love thanksgiving. will get this, butter ball, the country's largest turkey producer -- that's how lsu described butter bal
i'm sorry. >> steve: hey, i got to get a new one, eh. >> jimmy: so, sorry. >> steve: i got to get a new one it's cracked, eh. >> jimmy: oh boy, he's great. let's see what's happening in washington. i heard that joe biden has been noticeably absent from several white house events in the last few weeks. people haven't seen him in a while. which can only mean one thing, somebody forgot they started a game of hide and seek with joe biden. [ laughter ] two weeks is gotta be a...
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>> steve: come on. >> jimmy: and we're playing a game of catch phrase with lucy, zachary and giada. it's going to be a great show tonight. you're here on a good night. a great night. thank you for being here, everybody. hey, guys, it's time to take a look at the stories making headlines today. and weigh the good with the bad. it's time for "pros and cons." here we go. ♪ pros and cons and pros and cons and pros ♪ >> jimmy: tonight we'll be taking a look at the pros and cons of being a zombie. [ laughter ] any "walking dead" fans out there? [ cheers and applause ] great show. yep, zombies are bigger than ever right now. so let's take a look at the pros and cons of being a zombie. here we go. pro, they communicate by moaning and groaning. con, so do most people after eating at waffle house. [ laughter ] >> steve: that is true. >> jimmy: smothered and covered and ooh. pro, they can instantly turn someone into a zombie by biting them. con, or by downloading candy crush to their iphone. that's very true.
>> steve: come on. >> jimmy: and we're playing a game of catch phrase with lucy, zachary and giada. it's going to be a great show tonight. you're here on a good night. a great night. thank you for being here, everybody. hey, guys, it's time to take a look at the stories making headlines today. and weigh the good with the bad. it's time for "pros and cons." here we go. ♪ pros and cons and pros and cons and pros ♪ >> jimmy: tonight we'll be taking a look at the...
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jeff and he came here with his animals. >> steve: right. he came all the way here. but this is a tight -- you're this is a tight, tight show. no waste of any time. >> jimmy: well, we -- i don't want to waste this great audience's time. do you want your team to be wasted? [ cheers and applause ] might as well -- get in his old vw bus and get his animals and get out of here. >> steve: get back to buffalo. >> jimmy: come back -- it's a great day to travel. >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ] it's the best travel day of the year. >> jimmy: you guys, i don't know about you, but whenever i get some down time, i like to bust out my ipad, play some games. you guys play any games on their ipads at all, iphones? [ cheers and applause ] right now i'm obsessed with candy crush. i love that game. it's so addicting. anyway, i was playing it in the office earlier today and had trouble getting past one of the levels, but luckily somebody stopped by to offer some help. take a look. >> jimmy: come on. that a move? i hate this game. [ cheers and applause ] >> what s
jeff and he came here with his animals. >> steve: right. he came all the way here. but this is a tight -- you're this is a tight, tight show. no waste of any time. >> jimmy: well, we -- i don't want to waste this great audience's time. do you want your team to be wasted? [ cheers and applause ] might as well -- get in his old vw bus and get his animals and get out of here. >> steve: get back to buffalo. >> jimmy: come back -- it's a great day to travel. >> steve:...
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you'll see. >> steve: nuts. >> jimmy: it's absolutely the future, it's so cool. and, of course, we have the best music from my man, charlie wilson, once again. this is going to be good. [ cheers and applause ] we got to turn it up, get our r&b out. it sounds real good. he you guys, we're always striving to get better here at "late night." ♪ harder better faster stronger ♪ [ cheers and applause ] so before every show we put out a suggestion box for the audience just to get some feedback about what you guys think of the show, things you like to see us and that kind of stuff so tonight let's look inside the "audience suggestion box." ♪ what's inside the box? audience siggestion box ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, everybody. this will be fun to hear suggestions. this first one here is from rebecca gold, "hey jimmy, one of my favorite holiday cartoons is 'a charlie brown christmas.' i especially love the scene at the end where all the characters are humming around the tree. but do you think you could make it a little more modern and have them hu
you'll see. >> steve: nuts. >> jimmy: it's absolutely the future, it's so cool. and, of course, we have the best music from my man, charlie wilson, once again. this is going to be good. [ cheers and applause ] we got to turn it up, get our r&b out. it sounds real good. he you guys, we're always striving to get better here at "late night." ♪ harder better faster stronger ♪ [ cheers and applause ] so before every show we put out a suggestion box for the audience just...
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. >> steve: no. [ laughter ] >> steve: no one cares. >> jimmy: she doesn't live by the rules. >> steve: she's like a firework. >> jimmy: so we thought it would be fun to have one of our writers, arthur, tweet out the exact same thing as katy perry once every day this week, and then see who gets more retweets him or writer arthur or katy perry. let's bring him out and see how he did. arthur? ♪ >> jimmy: how are you, man? i like you hair. very, very nice. arthur, welcome back on our show. we did this once with justin bieber. >> yes, we did. >> jimmy: and that went really well. >> it did, yeah. i started off with, like, two retweets on the first day and then by the end of the week i had like a lot more. >> jimmy: yeah, you did, yeah. and that dwindled since? >> it has. i lost about 2,000 followers in the last couple months. i think because i'm not really tweeting about justin bieber at all. >> jimmy: yeah, at all. nothing. you should just tweet him a couple times. >> yeah, i know, right. >> jimmy: we're doing this now with katy perry and what tweet did you go with? >> okay, well i was l
. >> steve: no. [ laughter ] >> steve: no one cares. >> jimmy: she doesn't live by the rules. >> steve: she's like a firework. >> jimmy: so we thought it would be fun to have one of our writers, arthur, tweet out the exact same thing as katy perry once every day this week, and then see who gets more retweets him or writer arthur or katy perry. let's bring him out and see how he did. arthur? ♪ >> jimmy: how are you, man? i like you hair. very, very nice....
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no problem. >> steve: i'll get it. i'll start laughing. >> jimmy: yeah, thank you, higgins. [ laughs obnoxiously ] thank you. some big changes going on down at wal-mart. they just announced that their ceo mike duke is stepping down after 18 years with the company. everbody's asking him what he's gonna do now that he's retired. he's like, "i'll probably work as a greeter at wal-mart." [ laughter ] "that seems kind of fun. could use the extra --." i wanna say congrats to taylor swift last night. she won the artist of the year at the american music awards for the third time. that's right. she made sure to thank the millions of people who made it possible. then her ex-boyfriends said, "you're welcome." [ laughter ] another big story from the amas was miley cyrus. did you guys see this? she was great. she sang her song, "wrecking ball." but during the performance, there was a giant cgi kitten that lip synced along with her. did you see it? it just -- take a look at this. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ we claw we chained ou
no problem. >> steve: i'll get it. i'll start laughing. >> jimmy: yeah, thank you, higgins. [ laughs obnoxiously ] thank you. some big changes going on down at wal-mart. they just announced that their ceo mike duke is stepping down after 18 years with the company. everbody's asking him what he's gonna do now that he's retired. he's like, "i'll probably work as a greeter at wal-mart." [ laughter ] "that seems kind of fun. could use the extra --." i wanna say...
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>> steve: what lamp? ♪ >> jimmy: dude, the lamp right there. >> steve: are you drunk? >> jimmy: what? i'm not drunk. >> steve: because if you are drunk, seriously, don't worry about it. i can get you out of here. i can sneak you to the back door. >> higgins. >> steve: what? >> i found you. i need you to do a voiceover for this sketch. who are you talking to? ♪ >> steve: jimmy. he has some crazy story about a lamp. >> jimmy fallon? >> steve: right there, jimmy fallon. >> jimmy: i'm right here. >> jimmy fallon? ♪ whatever, man. hey, listen, we've got to get this sketch put away. if you can come to the voiceover -- >> hey, man, what's up miles? ♪ >> hey, man. >> hey, what's up. >> have you seen jimmy? >> jimmy: i'm right here. i'm right here. the lamp's right there. >> how's it going, man? have you guys seen jimmy or miles? we supposed to have, like, a writer's meeting. >> he's right there. >> he's right where? >> this jimmy thing is annoying, though, because i really need to talk to that guy and i can't find him anywhere. >> jimmy: i'm right here. oh, my gosh, this
>> steve: what lamp? ♪ >> jimmy: dude, the lamp right there. >> steve: are you drunk? >> jimmy: what? i'm not drunk. >> steve: because if you are drunk, seriously, don't worry about it. i can get you out of here. i can sneak you to the back door. >> higgins. >> steve: what? >> i found you. i need you to do a voiceover for this sketch. who are you talking to? ♪ >> steve: jimmy. he has some crazy story about a lamp. >> jimmy fallon?...